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Flamingos are Bastards

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Why so happy Mr Flamingo? I ask in a whimsical tone.
He replies with a gleeful retelling
Of the disappearance of Mr Gnome  
I try to look interested and subtly check my watch
But now I KNOW it's time to go
When he unknowingly starts to rub his crotch.
No-one cares if your gnome got stolen,
No-one cares if you invaded Poland,
Or if your dish ran away with a spoon,
Or if your kid's trapped in a balloon.
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Ficking flamingoes... worse than those damn penguins... >:/